Take these links to read 

"Tales from the Road"
David's Reports from the 2001 Tour

and
David's "Tales from Home"
 

The "Tales" directly below (white background),
posted in April 2004,
is the second and last of David's reports
from the 2003 James Taylor tour.

His first installment, "David's Road Diary"
(yellow background), is below that.


 



I don't know where to begin.  All these months after the tour, there's so much I've forgotten.  So this Tales will be just a bit "impressionistic" – that is, filled with things that left the biggest impression on me.

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I'll never forget, of course, returning from the break between leg one and leg two, arriving by train into Washington, D.C. a bit delayed but assured they'd hold the southbound train heading for Florida and Virginia.  They even gave the eight or so of us going that way a track number.  But guess what???  THEY DIDN'T hold the train.

After much counter-hopping and contradictory instructions (carrying my own luggage, of course) we were herded onto a different train to Florida via Richmond, which is where I got off.  The Amtrak van then brought me to our hotel in Virginia Beach.  I liked the van driver, and she even saved me some time by driving directly to the hotel.  I remember thinking, "I'm here, finally."

Even though my room was on a higher floor, I slept really well because I was so tired.  On my way to breakfast that morning, I saw a woman in a red (I think) top and cut cargo pants (I think) with black horn-rimmed glasses (I think), but what I remember for sure is that I knew right away that she was Carmella, our new singer/fiddler taking Val's place.  And, sure enough, it was, so I got to meet her before her first show, which was the next day.  She recognized me at the same time, and I liked her right off.  She's toured with Patti Loveless.

Before sound check the next day, Arnold, Kate and I ran a tape in the bus and rehearsed "Shed," "Traveling Star" and one other song with Carmella.  It was not as scary as I'd thought, adding a new voice.  The show itself fell into place naturally.


Singers table backstage:  honey, lemon, milk, water, tea, coffee, cough drops

All of a sudden, we were in Manhattan.  Ham and eggs for breakfast at my favorite coffee shop near St. Patrick's was my first priority, and then Japanese for dinner on the West Side with Phillip Ballou.  I remember we talked a lot about Luther.  Over the next few days, we did what you do in New York -–walked, ate, walked and ate.

Nicholas and his mom, Jamie, were at the first New Jersey show (at the PNC Bank Arts Center, or Garden State Arts Center for those of us seasoned enough to remember that), and his grandfather Alex and his wife came to the second.  Nicholas is a giant!  I know this would have sounded corny to him if I'd said it, but I've known him since he was in diapers.  I held him when he was six days old back in 1988.  Anyway I was glad they were there.  Both shows were high energy.

Next it was back to Pittsfield and more killer breakfasts plus great thrift shopping and, oh yes, our show at Tanglewood.  Then Camden, where I couldn't breathe because it was brutally hot, in the high 90s at show time with the heat index over 100!


"Excuse me, sir... how do you get to Tanglewood???"
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Boston was hot, too, but not as bad, and inside the hotel lobby the air conditioning was turned way up.  So, the heat does not account for the decision-making process of the person who created – no, conceived – no, SCARED up what I saw in front of the elevators.  It looked like some bizarre 7-foot-tall tropical drink but in fact was intended as a kind of planter décor on a big table.  It had three tiers, each with wet stones, one – count 'em – ONE floating orchid or tropical something, and a stream of water literally peeing down from the top.  All they needed to complete the nightmare was a live frog.

And since the entire mess was outside the main elevators, we saw it every time we went in and out – and we were there for almost a week.  All I want to know is what dizzy queen did this?  And how much did they charge?  Whoever they were, they were massively insane and had to be on acid that day. 

The Taylor clan collected themselves on both nights in Boston, and the shows were good, especially the second night.  As we were singing "Carolina in My Mind," I got to calculating how many times I've performed that with James.  If you figure in the first seven years I toured with him, and these last fourteen and included rehearsals, it's probably darn close to 1,500 times.

I got recognized by JT fans twice in one day on the streets of Boston, and it's very rare that I get spotted by them at all outside of the venues.  The first time was as I was coming out of a 7-11 Market, of all places, eating a lime popsicle, and the people who saw me had just seen the show, not even there in Boston but in Florida where they lived.  The second time was inside Filene's.  As I was going down the stairs, this woman said, "Hey!" so I turned back to her.  She then said, "James!" (meaning, "you sing with James Taylor"), and I went, "Um-hmm!" and we talked for a bit.  It was funny.

The venue in New Hampshire was indoors, thank God, and I'd never played there before, but what was most memorable about that evening was meeting John Kerry, who joined us during dinner.  I liked how he came up and introduced himself to each of us and talked for a bit.  I was impressed with how real and friendly he was, a really good guy.  Later that night at intermission, Allison Krauss and some of her band came back to say hi to James.  She's an "interesting" gal.

Speaking of fiddlers, I did like the sound of Carmella's fiddle in songs like "My Traveling Star," "Up on the Roof" and "Copperline."  I remember how I had to stay so aware of the fiddle when it was on its little stand so I wouldn't crash into it.  There were definitely a few close calls.  It still felt a little funny looking to my right and seeing Carmella's dark hair instead of Valerie's blondness.

I had friends at Jones Beach the first night, including Andrew, Karon and Robert with his family.  Another cool thing I remember about that first night was getting a message from Lenny Welch, who sang the original "Since I Fell For You" and "Ebb Tide."  I returned his message from the venue.  He had called because we have some mutual friends, and we discussed a little business.  I've never met him, but I've always loved his work.

We were off on the 4th of July in New York City, and all I can say is that it was very noisy.

Jones Beach was so windy at the show for the next night's concert.  The sound check was long and difficult because the wind was blowing so hard that it made weird sounds in the mics, and the stands were actually blowing over.  The angle of the afternoon sunlight added to the offbeat feeling.

The second leg ended with a quick trip up to Saratoga where we stayed in the same hotel as during the 2001 tour, and happily, I again met the painter who I had met two years ago when he was painting another hotel's Christmas card.  It's such a small world, because both times I'd run into him really randomly.

I liked this venue (the Saratoga Performing Arts Center) despite the annoying mosquitoes because they had great food at our dinner and tons of pianos.  I played and sang to myself quite a bit before the show.

As I got ready for the upcoming break where Arnold and I were going to stay in New York City, I couldn't have known what an interesting week it would be.

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I had a really enjoyable week off in New York, hanging with my friends Lorri, Karon, Phillip and Ula, and I even saw Doug briefly. 

I got back to my hotel room late Friday night at the end of that week, and there was a message on the hotel room phone from JT management asking how my inner ear thing was doing (it had flared up a little from playing the inner ear monitors too loud).  The message ended with a reference to the next leg, and it sounded as though she was saying "This will be your next last leg" or "your last next leg," and I was confused, so I called back, but it was late Friday night.  So, I had to wait until Monday to find out.  Needless to say, it was a long weekend.

But on Sunday, Phillip and I went to visit Luther.  I ended up staying the entire day, visiting, reminiscing, singing along to his CDs, and just being with him.  When we played The Essential Luther, which had just been released, we traded memories of all those sessions, each of us trying to remember which songs I sang on.  We listened to old Aretha music, the Sweet Inspirations, and Dionne.  And I still haven't kept my promise to send the Shirelles and Blossoms CDs to him.  (Sorry, Luther, will do very soon.)

The visit with Luther seemed to put things in perspective, and suddenly the outcome of the upcoming Monday phone call wasn't going to be as important as it had seemed on Friday.  I realized that keeping your health is always more important than keeping a job for another few weeks.

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My last leg began in Hartford on Wednesday, July 15 after a crazy morning leaving New York when the cars that were supposed to pick up Arnold, some other band members who lived in New York and me didn't show up.  That was a first, because the JT transportation machine is always so efficient.  There'd been a communication mix up, but we managed to make it to our tour buses which then drove us to Hartford in plenty of time for sound check.

It was fun meeting Andrea Zonn, who was there to start the rest of the tour (we'd been told that Carmella was filling in until Andrea could get there).  Like the New York transportation snafu, this was the first tour where people – band and crew included – were coming and going.

Andrea's a great singer and fiddler, but like with Carmella it was scary doing the first show when the four of us had never sung together or rehearsed as a section.  But the show went well, and Andrea played so beautifully, especially on "My Traveling Star." 

She and I ended up becoming breakfast buddies totally by accident.  For the first few mornings she was on the tour, our body clocks were in sync apparently, and we always ran into each other at breakfast in the hotel restaurants.  So we bonded, and I talked her ear off (and possibly drove her crazy).  She had fabulous, fascinating Nashville stories, and if I remember right, she told me that she grew up with Allison Krauss and they played in fiddle competitions together as children and are good friends.  I loved hearing about Andrea's life and all the studio work she's done and all the great artists she's worked with.  Her solo album had just been released, and I was anxious to hear it.  When I did, I loved it!

After Hartford, we did Buffalo, and then it was Toronto, which I'd been dreading, convinced I'd be felled by SARS.  Everyone assured me we'd be OK, and Helen in Canada had even written an impassioned plea to understand that it was perfectly safe to visit, as indeed it proved to be.  My friend John came to see the show, and I was glad to see him.  He'd been responsible for producing the CD booklet for my BACK TO BLUE-EYED SOUL CD, for which I'll always be grateful.

In Detroit, some of my cousins and my niece Tanya came to the show, and it was fun seeing them.  In Hershey, where there's really nothing to talk about except chocolate -- and kids buzzed out on chocolate --, the show was done without an intermission because of a huge rainstorm.  Also, I remember that our drummer Steve didn't feel well.

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As I started collecting boxes to pack my stuff up to ship home, I remember thinking how fast this leg had been going.  Among all the other feelings I was having was how glad I was not to have to be going to Red Rocks where the altitude and what I thought was vertigo in 2001 had made for a Molotov cocktail in terms of my balance.  I was really sorry, though, to be missing Sally and Dean's Tranquillity Project benefit in Boulder the day before the Red Rocks show, because I'd really wanted to support that.  But I'm so glad that I found out this tour that if I keep my in-ear monitors at a low enough level, I will never have that problem – which in fact wasn't vertigo at all – again.  (Thank you, Seth!)

Next was Columbus, then we went to Indianapolis, where we got in really early, and I started missing sleep.  Just as I finally dozed off, I got a call from Jason Scheff, and not only was he in town with Chicago but he was also right there in our hotel.  We had breakfast, and he insisted that I come to his show that night, which I did with Michael Landau.  We rode to the gig on Chicago's bus, in fact, and had a great visit with Jason and Bill Champlain.  Our show was going to be at that same venue the next night, and it was interesting being in Row 20 or so and feeling so far away from the stage (visually).  But when I was on that same stage the next night, the people in the 20th row seemed so close.

Steve missed three shows because he wasn't well, but miraculously his drum tech, Scott, took his place and did an amazing job.  Steve, all better, came back in Cincinnati, the night my distant cousin was there and my friend TJ too, after which we left town bound for Minneapolis via what we thought would be a 12-hour ride followed by a day off.

No such luck.

In the middle of the night, two hours into our trip, I woke up again, and we were stopped.  I thought we were at a rest stop.  A little while later, I woke up again, and we were still stopped, so I went up to Geoff, our driver, and asked, "Why are we still at this truck stop?"  He said, "David, sit down.  It's a long story.  We're not at a truck stop," and then I noticed that we were on the freeway with all the cars and other vehicles around us.  Parked.  Not moving.  And there we stayed – because of two horrible accidents (neither involving us) – for the next nine or so hours.  While helicopters, haz-mat trucks and ambulances showed up, Geoff and I talked, pretty much all night, mostly about singers including Dusty Springfield, Madeline Bell, Kokomo and Sandie Shaw.  We found that we had a lot of musical tastes in common, so I gave him two of my CDs, the ones I had by Madeline Bell and Sandie Shaw.

When daylight came, everyone else woke up, on went the coffee, and needless to say, we had a long day.  At about 10:30 a.m., we started moving again and got to Minneapolis that evening, about 12 hours late.  I slept very soundly, which was good, because after that, over the next week, I got very little sleep at all.

The Minneapolis venue, Xcel Energy Center, was new to us, and the acoustics were tremendous, really, really good.  It was the best sound check we'd had all tour.  Someone told me that it's Pavarotti's favorite place to sing.  Jimmy Johnson's family was there, and it's always great to see them.  Yay for pancake parties!


This is a table in the hospitality area. 
What really blew me away is that the pattern of the tablecloth is the exact same pattern of the wallpaper in my grandmother's house when I was a kid.

The fabulous, world-renowned – in my world anyway – Diana Grasselli came to the show, and she looked remarkable.  She was in Desmond Child and Rouge, and she sang on my recording of "Change All of That" and a bizillion hits for people like Cher who Desmond produced.  Lynn Pitney and her, they never age.  I just want to choke them.

Also, my brother, Dean, connected me with some of his friends from his days as a touring musician way back when, Steve and Fred (and their wives).  I'd met both in around 1962 or 63 when Dean and the two of them and a few other guys were in The Casinos and Danny and the Juniors.  They'd played in a twist club in Toledo, and I remember that my family drove down to see them.  These were the days when the bands performed, then drove themselves to their next gig in a station wagon, pulling a trailer holding their instruments, basically never sleeping.  Steve told me the most scary but hilarious story involving my brother and his driving "abilities" that I'd never heard, and I got a good laugh over that.  Mind you, this goes back 40 years.

I have to say how great the Guest Services and Concierge people were at the Minneapolis hotel.  They were so helpful, above and beyond, and one of them even gave me his black tie when I couldn't find one in a store.

I remember getting a FedEx from home that day with tons of things to do and bills to pay, plus two CDs that Fonda Feingold had sent with songs from her upcoming album and her off-Broadway show.  They were brilliant, absolutely brilliant.  Arnold and I had done backgrounds for an album she'd done in 1978, plus a live gig with her at Reno Sweeney's years ago.

I found my final going-away gifts for James and the other singers at a Kinko's, of all places, to supplement the cool antique toys I'd gotten in Pittsburgh.

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My last show was in Fargo, North Dakota, where I'd never been.  As we got off the bus to go into the hotel at somewhere around 3:30 or 4 a.m., I was amazed at the incredibly clean quality of the air, and it was cool, not humid like it usually is on a Midwestern August night.  James was right behind me, and we were both struck by it.  I said, "Woah, pure oxygen," and he agreed, saying he didn't think he'd ever been there before.  I remembered that this was how summer used to feel when I was a boy.

Since I'd slept four hours already, I pretended that it was really morning, so I went across the street to a truck stop-type store and restaurant.  I had breakfast – great steak and eggs – and shopped for souvenirs and more gifts.  Amazingly, I found rare CDs by a lot of the somewhat obscure artists that Geoff and I had just discussed that previous night when we were stuck on the freeway.  I can't stress enough how unusual it was to find a replacement for the Madeline Bell CD so fast and in such an unexpected place.

As I was crossing the highway, the sun rose spectacularly, and I returned to the hotel where I wrote myself a letter filled with my thoughts about the upcoming show, my last with James.  Then I slept for a while, and took a bath (while I was awake, of course), and by that time it was noon.  I was relatively calm, but as we traveled to the Fargodome and went to our dressing rooms, everything that I was thinking about and feeling hit me and brought me up 1,000 notches.  It couldn't be anything less than completely insane.  I had to get grounded, vocalize and get ready for the show so I could do a great job for the people who paid to see it.  I had to get the last things out of my wardrobe and into the suitcase and onto the bus (six trips at least in an arena that seemed as big as Rhode Island).  I had to remember to keep my in-ear monitors and give back the battery pack.  I had to keep in mind all the scheduling details of riding on the tour bus back to Minneapolis and renting a car for the drive home.  Etc., etc., etc., scribbled note after scribbled note.  To say nothing of how it felt to be leaving a musical partnership I'd been in for most of my adult life.

In that one night, it was impossible to find everyone in the crew to thank them and say goodbye, although I did my best.

Before the show, the band members were busy taking group pictures with me, which was making what already was a big, uncomfortable deal even bigger and more uncomfortable.  I was still taking stuff to the bus.  Time was racing.  It would not slow down, and I couldn't seem to get stuff completed. 

Sadly I remembered the old days and how simple it was.  Just Arnold and me and James and Kootch and Clarence and Russ and Lee.  Sanborn once in a while.  No revolving voices.  No passing my own inspection, whatever that means. 

All over Europe, the UK, Australia, Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore.  Lear Jet tours (yikes!).  700,000 people in Central Park for No Nukes. 

Rick Marotta, Leah, Billy Payne, Waddy.  Carly, Tamara, Trudy, Kate, Alex, Hugh, Liv, Ben, Sally.  Eric, Peter, Gloria, Ira, Terry, Cathy K., Rosa, Kathryn.  Clifford, Russ, Ted, Brian, Kary.  Gary B., Barbara R.  Shelly S.  Rehearsals on the Vineyard, the barn in Squibnocket, Ag Hall, Vineyard Haven, Tanglewood.  Kim, the twins.  Carlos, Don. 

Mama and the show I chose to do the day after she died and the show on her funeral day when Jimmy Buffet showed up. 

Summer Tour 77.  Fall 77 in L.A.  Missin' Twenty Grand with James singing background for me. The sessions for Flag, Dad Loves His Work, That's Why I'm Here, Never Die Young, New Moon Shine, Hourglass, October Road.  The Live album. 

The gold coin James gave me for a birthday present a long time ago, and the silver teaspoons he gave me for my birthday in 2001. 

All the amazing friends I've met all over this country and the world as a result of being on the road… I could list pages and pages.

In less than five minutes, 27 years of memories were coming back to me.

And before I knew it, Steve and Luis were playing their intro.  This would be a first.  I'd done concerts where there was a last show and the tour finished, but I'd never done a tour where I was finished before the last show.

I stayed high at first, but soon I was centered, and I felt something being lifted.  And maybe in the end it was my own expectations of myself.

I remember the audience actually as being a little tough to please.

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Back on the bus after the show, I organized my bunk and suitcases and gave out my gifts.  When we got back to the Minneapolis hotel at around 3:30 a.m., we all said our half-assed farewells (I'm not very good at saying goodbye), and I got ready to go to Avis.  Unfortunately, I learned that Avis doesn't open until 7 a.m., so I passed the time in the lobby going over the Map Quest maps that Mark had printed out for me with all the route options I could take.  (Thanks, Mark, you are the best tour manager!)

At around 6, James emerged from the elevator to leave for his very early flight, having slept for just 2 or so hours.  I'd had that option, but I'd rather stay awake straight through.  Anyway, since we'd already said goodbye, it was kind of anti-climactic.

Finally, I was on my way to Avis at the airport.  Note to self:  why would an Avis at an airport, for God's sake, in a big city like Minneapolis, not open for rentals until 7???

As I pulled out of the airport, it started to pour, monsoon-level rain, and it didn't let up all day.  It was like something from another planet.  It was like driving through a car wash with unrelenting water everywhere.  Hail, lightning, you name it.

Finally, by Chippewah Falls, Wisconsin, nine hours later in a trip that should have taken more like two, it stopped, just as if I'd driven into another dimension.  It was sunny, 95 degrees, and people were dressed in shorts!  I stopped and, yes, I did a little shopping (mostly really cool antiques). 

Ten miles later, the rain started again.  "Will I ever get out of this tour alive?" is what I was thinking.  And the rains lasted all day, all night and the next day as I drove.  At around 2 in the morning, in Escanaba, I gave up and stopped at a hotel. 


This boat was out in the middle of NO-WHERE in the U.P.! 
(Shelly, is this your new office?????  Ha ha) 

The next day, everything had changed.  The weather was great!  More shopping, back in the car and off to the Mackinac Bridge, around 120 miles away.  Driving east, Lake Michigan was on my right, and the rays of the sun reflecting on the water were intense.  The wildflowers, the sailboats, the little stands along the road selling homemade trout fishing flies, it was all so amazing, and everyone was moving at a pace much slower than I was. 
 

Although I was born near there, I'd never seen this area, and that's why this drive was so important to me.  In a way, I was looking for my roots.

Soon I was crossing the Mackinac, which I think is this country's longest suspension bridge, and when you come off it, you're in the Lower Peninsula.  Three or four more hours, and I was home.

It's funny.  Earlier, during a phone call a couple of days before Fargo, my sister Julie had said, "Just do the shows, get in your car and drive.  When you cross the border into Michigan, you'll be OK.  When you hear the kids' voices, you'll be fine."  And she was right.
 
 

Over the next weeks, I realized that standing on a stage performing is inherently unnatural.  Sleeping in a different bed almost every night is crazy-making.  Sleeping on a moving tour bus five out of seven nights a week for six months is just goofy.  And this tour was all that and more.

It was fun, it was great, it was sad, it was happy, there were fat days, skinny days, shiny-shoes days, good-hair days, bad-hair days, too-much-blush days, great-audience days, not-so-great audience days, forgot-to-buy-a-birthday-present days, left-a-shirt-at-the-hotel-cleaners days, good sound days, bad sound days, hoarse days, great-voice days, bad days, good days.  I have to remember, sometimes this is the way the music business is.  Because it is, after all, a business.  But it's my business, and it's the life I've chosen.

DAVID 


P.S.   When I walked into my house where I hadn't been since the last break (only two months ago, but it felt like nine), the first thing I saw, laying on the kitchen table, was Just A Stone's Throw Away, Valerie Carter's first CD.  And I remember being bewildered, thinking to myself, "You know, there's only one Valerie Carter."

 

Copyright © 2008 David Lasley

 
 
 
 

 
 

LEAVING HOME

SATURDAY

Do you know how much I love the lemon chicken soup at Le Petit Greek on Larchmont?  It's what I had today at lunch with LauraMae before jumping on the train that is taking me to rehearsal across the entire U.S. to the 2003 JT tour.  When I get back, we are going to go back there right away.

I have to say that we left ourselves way enough time between the end of lunch and the time I had to be at Union Station to catch my train.  So, what did we do?  Drove around aimlessly, of course.  Actually, we took a really fun self-guided tour of Hancock Park and looked at all the beautiful houses.  It's so pretty there, and it was an unusually warm day for April.

We got to the train station in plenty of time, and there was Richard, who helped me get my bags on the train.  I love having a friend who works at Amtrak!

Mercury was definitely retrograde because, wouldn't you know, I got to my boudoir (i.e. two lumpy chairs facing each other that fold into a lumpy, makeshift bed), and -- lo and behold – two people had mistakenly taken up residence there.  Fortunately, the conductor determined that THEY, not I, were in the wrong car but not before I went into an absolute panic thinking I'd have to do the entire trip in coach.  Not, mind you, that I'm such a diva that I wouldn't travel in coach – it's just that I had work to do to learn and re-learn many songs for rehearsal, and I had carefully scheduled which songs I was going to learn when.  I had promised myself that I wouldn't go to sleep until I had learned the words to "My Traveling Star" and sung it three times.  Imagine how THAT would have gone over in coach!

SUNDAY

It's fun traveling with my own tea.  I'm so used to it, and the smell of my current favorite, Typhoo Tea, brewing is a really familiar aroma that makes me feel like I'm home even though I'm not.

MONDAY

Chicago was unusually cool today.  Thank goodness the train was on time.  The less time I have to spend in the Metropolitan Lounge, the better.

I love the New York sleeping cars, they're newer and better.  And how great is it that every room has its own TV that rotates four new and  

 

 

 
 
 

different movies?!?!?!  Of course I watched Home Improvement and Friends – and I achieved the perfect clap-along rhythm over the opening theme. 

It's been a nice ride.  I'm almost there.
 

REHEARSAL

WEDNESDAY

I'm the first one here!  Who says trains don't fly???  Ha, ha.  I crack myself up.  Of course, I did have to leave two days before everyone else. 

Rehearsal tomorrow, so thrift shopping today.

THURSDAY

Great breakfast, especially the bagel.  I used my Russell Hobbs tea kettle!  I'm so glad I brought it with me.  It boils the water sooooooo fast.

I'm getting "Traveling Star's" lyrics but don't have them down completely, and I'm nervous about that.  Arnold made copies of the words, which was really nice and helpful.

Brisk mornings and cold evenings.  And new faces in the band.  Getting used to the long days of running song after song isn't too bad.  But the catering spread – ice cream and yogurt and nuts and peanuts and chips and salsa and corn chips and turkey and ham and soups and chicken and fresh berries.  HELP!!  I'm drowning in food everywhere I look!

SUNDAY

The show is coming together.  James looks like…. James.  He sounds great, as always.  My lyric cheat-sheet is helping on "Traveling Star," but I can close my eyes and sing it anyway, so that's a good sign.  We did "Rainy Day Man" today, which is so pretty, but I don't think it will make it into the final set.

Went to the market and stocked up for dinner on red pre-made Jell-O, cantaloupe, pistachios, rotisserie chicken and my milk.  Yes, I still drink milk and must have regular whole milk for my tea.  Non-dairy creamer and half-and-half make me really sick to my stomach.

It sure doesn't feel like Sunday.  When I realize it is, though, I start to miss Julie.  Won't be too long before I get to see the kids.

P.S.  Just found out there'll be a live audience for Tuesday's radio show.  Oh my gosh – what to wear???
 


 

 
 
 
WEDNESDAY

I'm on the train again, and Marc Robbins gave me a ride to the station.  We took a back way, and it was hilarious!  He's so cool and a great guy.  But more than that, a very thorough tour manager.  We had such a good talk, and I got to know him better, because I'd only met him last October at the Jay Leno show.
 

BREAK

I'm sitting in Kid City taking a quick breather while the kids are driving around the slick track in go carts, the ones that steer and have brakes.  I don't know how they keep from running over each other!  At least there's an age and height requirement, and they've all reached that.

Earlier today, we ate steak and shrimp and the salad bar, too – the whole nine yards – at the Ponderosa.  The kids love that because they can get everything they want, even cake, pie and ice cream.  And I, as the indulgent uncle, don't make them eat their vegetables first.

Being home for the break before the tour starts feels like what it is – temporary.  I'm here just until Saturday, then it's off to Texas for the rest of rehearsals and the first show.

When I picked up the kids this morning, Mark, who was on his day off, told me that he had gone mushrooming yesterday and he'd picked more than 800 morels!  He says they're really in demand this spring.  He offered me some, but I've had my life's share of them growing up, so I declined.

Yesterday was fun with Debbie and her kids.  We played a funny card game that's a variation on "War."  It's relaxing to do these simple kinds of things, especially since I was concentrating and will have to again concentrate on the music – particularly the new songs – in rehearsal.

OOPS, gotta stop now.  The kids are back, screaming for more tokens.
 

EN ROUTE

I couldn't believe my ears in the car this morning at 8:30 on the way back to the train station.  First, just as I put the radio on, I heard James singing "Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight" on Michael Brecker's record.  To top that off, at about 10:30 or so, I changed channels and heard "Live From Tanglewood – James Taylor."  It took me a few seconds to realize that I was hearing the radio broadcast we did the last night of rehearsals!  What are the odds of that??  The songs I heard before driving out of range of the station's signal were "October Road" and "Something In the Way She Moves."  The background vocals were mixed low.  It sounded pretty good, though!


 

 
 
 
 

FIRST LEG

TEXAS

I have stayed in a lot of hotels.  A lot.  But I have never seen a hotel suite or room as big as the one in Texas.  It was so big, it was stupid.  Getting from one end of it to the other took forever.

It was basically a house!  There was even a dining room, complete with chandeliers.  Two mini bars offered twice as much crap to eat – at the customary inflated mini-bar prices.  Do they REALLY need to charge $9 for a 49-cent can of Pringles?!?!?!  I think not. 

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Anyway, there were two TVs, five telephones, two entrances, two living rooms, a huge kitchen, a sitting room, three couches, three giant coffee tables, each with the same magazines, and innumerable prints on the walls.  Everything but a personal valet.  Ironically, had I had my entire circle of friends in there, which I could have accommodated – and I have a lot of friends – there would have been a problem because amid all this square footage, there was ONLY ONE bathroom.  It was, however, a spectacular bathroom, complete with sunken marble tub.

Tomorrow's the first dress rehearsal.

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This year's bunk.  I miss my window porthole, like in the last tour.
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Oh my God, fast-forward and tomorrow is the third show already.  And once again, I'm in Houston and I forgot to bring Linda Compton's (from Hair) phone number.  Jill helped me try to find it online, but we couldn't.  I'll get a Christmas card from Linda, and she'll scream at me.  "You forgot it again????"  I can just hear her.

I got through "Traveling Star" okay for the second show in San Antonio last night.  It sounds beautiful, actually.  It was very hot, of course, and the humidity makes it rough.  At least the sound system worked, unlike the first night's Mercury retrograde-inspired mishap when there were monitor problems galore and we had to hold the start of the show for over an hour.

LAFAYETTE

I wore my requisite blue outfit again last night at the Houston show.  For a change, I had planned ahead and remembered to bring my hangers so I could hang up my pants and shirt after the show on the bus in the closet.  Yes, again the closet has no hangers because even though our driver makes sure he puts hangers in there, SOME of us (and I will not name names) forget to replace them when we take our clothes from the bus to our wardrobe trunks.

I slept pretty well and woke up here in Lafayette where I am writing this as I'm brewing my morning tea with my beloved RH teapot, pretending it's not 900 degrees outside with three million percent humidity.  Thank God we're performing indoors tonight and that our next four gigs here in the South are all inside.  We don't hit the sheds again until Nashville.

JACKSON

I have a headache, and I cannot find a Tylenol to save my life.  Plus, I have NO TEA!!!  Why can't I find ANYTHING in all this luggage???  My hair is totally screwed up.  No one has milk.  They don't even have hot water.  This is the most goofy-ass day.  I'm not even going to write any more about it.

MEMPHIS

I met up with my dad's nephew, Joe, here, a cousin who I haven't seen since his mother's funeral when I was four or five, and his wife.  We had a wonderful visit and got to talk about family.  He told me what I had believed for a long time.  I had always known that my dad's father's heritage was mostly Cherokee Indian, but my cousin confirmed that Grandma Lasley was a full-blooded Cherokee. 

It's so sad that Joe was just nine years old when his mom died.  He mentioned to me at intermission how it touched him and made him feel melancholy when he heard James say the Lasley name during the singers' introductions.
 


 

 
 
 
 

NEW ORLEANS

LauraMae and HDS were here – I was so excited to see friends!  L and I had breakfast and shopped, and then they both came to the show.  The sound check went smoothly, so we had time to visit and have a nice dinner in catering.  L was really happy to see Kate and Valerie, because she hadn't seen them for a long time, especially Val who lives so far away from California.

The show was very "up."  I got a kick out of Emily in the second row, singing along in perfect synchronization.

NASHVILLE

It was pretty uneventful, for Nashville.  Brock, who was so nice during the 2001 tour (he worked as the video boom operator) was here tonight.  I hadn't seen him after Denver that year, and we'd been playing phone tag ever since.

BIRMINGHAM

Kate stayed in Nashville to work more on her CD, and Val drove with friends, so it was just Arnold, James and me on the bus today to get here.  On the way, it turned out that we were passing Tower Records as we left Nashville just as Ben Taylor was doing a promotional show for his new album, so we stopped in and heard the last four songs.  He sounded really swell live!  It was a good surprise because Ben didn't realize his dad was there until after the performance.

I had been very excited about the prospect of getting a copy of the new David Sanborn CD, which arrived here this morning, thanks to Stuart Levine.  The vocals, however, were mixed lower than I thought they would be, so I was really disappointed, especially because I'd told James how we'd worked so hard on it.

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Saw this on the load-out deck in the crew area -- I'm glad 
I'm not the only one who can't remember what day it is when 
I'm on the road.  There are no "days" on the road, just blocks of time.
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CHARLOTTE

It was hot at the show last night but not as hot as it can be in Birmingham.  Singing "My Traveling Star" is one of my favorite moments in the show.  The line, "They're already out of here" just spins off my tongue.

Big rain and lightning storm today, but I did go shopping and got the greatest sweater at Banana.  For $4.99, can you believe that?!?!?!

RALEIGH

I had the best time yesterday after sound check talking to Dean, Sally Taylor's fiancé.  He is seriously the nicest person I've met in a long time.  He seems to have a real respect for everyone out here and what we do.  I was really impressed with the work that he and Sally are doing through their organization, the Tranquillity Project, that they started.  Sally's web site says that their mission is to extract land mines from Southeast Asia, rehabilitate innocent victims, and raise awareness to prevent future land mine atrocities.

ATLANTA

Next…

TAMPA

Tampa, Tampa, Tampa, home of the lovely Lynn Pitney.  I swear, she hasn't changed at all since our Rosie days, and I loved being able to spend a lot of time with her tonight.  It's nice how James always goes out of his way to say hello to her, and she visited quite a while with Arnold and Steve, too.

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How come Lynn gets younger and I get older -- maybe it's cuz she's
Gene Pitney's cousin, "the (dame) who shot Liberty Valance" (ha ha).
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Dan Hollers, who I haven't seen since 1969 when we both lived in Detroit, was there too with his daughter.  I always laugh when I remember that he was the person who played me "Fire and Rain" the first time I ever heard it.

I wish I could find my copy of the gospel version of "Fire and Rain" that I produced with the Detroit Hair cast, that Dan played on, complete with the Vegas-like intro of the melody from "By the Time I Get to Phoenix."  I don't know WHAT possessed me to put those two songs together, and if James ever heard it, he'd either laugh or choke me.  Or both.  It's just beyond cheesy. 

I'm looking forward to tomorrow.  Susan and Adrian are coming!

P.S.  I found out today that I'm doing the next leg.

WEST PALM BEACH

Oh my God, Adrian has grown so much, and he's so sweet!  With his two front teeth missing, he looks even cuter than ever.  It was so adorable when he said, "David Lasley (he still calls me that), I have a present for you," and, beaming, he handed me a stick of Juicyfruit gum which he'd been carefully saving for me.  He was so excited when I offered him my chocolate cake and his mom said that he could have it.  He's already seven, almost eight, and before I know it, he'll be as old as Nicholas is now.

JACKSONVILLE

I cracked myself up today in sound check during "Whenever You're Ready."  For the chorus, instead of repeating the refrain, I started singing:

"Whenever you're ready… 
a plate of spaghetti…
Ann Marie Alberghetti…

My mike must not be very loud, because nobody seemed to even notice, but I was having a great time.

Tomorrow's the break, end of leg one!  I'm so happy to be heading for the Midwest.
 


 

 
 
 

Oh, and one last thing before I pack this into my suitcase.  People keep asking me if I'm going to do "Tales from the Road" again this tour.  I really don't know.  I haven't written any poems or lyrics yet.  I don't know that I have all that much to say.  Hey, maybe I'll just post this journal to the web site!  Just a few minor edits, though, because I certainly can't tell everything!  Or, maybe I can.

P.S.  Just found this in a bunch of papers I found to take on the train…

SPEAK TO ME BABY
(The Spirits Are Talking Again)

I woke up from the deepest sleep
There were secrets that I couldn't keep
I saw all the answers
I heard all the questions
But it was not me speaking
I think it was another voice

This is the most incredible time
Ever in the history of my life
I am happy
I actually am happy
And I know why
This time
And I think I know why

I went to bed so very late
Forgot to lock the garden gate
And you know what?
In the middle of the darkest night
Somebody came in to plant a seed
A seed in me
And it's growing
And I'm knowing
The spirits are talking again

Speak to me
Speak to me, baby
Speak to me, man
Speak to me, lady
Do I hear a baby…

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I hold on to the earth
As if it's my last ride
When I know it has really just begun
I ask of no one what I couldn't bear to hear
New feeling this year
Dry the old tears
And clean your ears
Because the spirits are talking again

Speak to me
Speak to me, baby
Speak to me, man
Speak to me, lady
Do I hear a baby…

Speak to me man… kind
Mankind

   January 15, 1987
 
 

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